Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Joes Jeans & Other Things I Can Only Buy In My Dreams

I got my every once in a few days teaser email from Anthropologie that torments me and baiting my credit card to come into their store, when I saw these babies.




Joes Jeans have been a staple in my life of searching for the perfect pair of pants for years now, but unfortunately these Joes Raw Hemkickers rack up the 1/7th of a paycheck price of $152.00. This brand is ideal, and has suited a curvy gal like myself well throughout the years when I can find a pair on sale or hanging out in a consignment shop. Any pair of Joes I have purchased in the past have managed make any ass look like it just came out of the sweet junk in the trunk factory. The sizes always run a bit bigger than you expect, but I consider that a plus, anyone wants to feel skinnier for a day. They also don't make your whole crack hang out when you bend over, low-riders have been a long time nemesis of mine.

Not only that, these Hemkickers look like they could fit a shorty such as myself, and complemented with a nice pair of heels I could be on Cloud 9. And not not only that, they would probably look perfect on you tall drinks of water that I am so envious of, and are perfect for the spring that we have all been lusting after. They are currently in limbo on my wish list, and if stock at work does what I want it to do, I may have to break down and get them before they go away forever.

As if Anthropologie hadn't been abusing me enough as of late, they just rolled out their sister company that is not Anthropologie. I was hoping it would have the same prices that are still a little overinflated as it's red headed step-child company Urban Outfitters, but somehow they have managed to make the prices even higher than Anthropologie, but the clothes are just as awesome. Just because I can't fathom paying over $200 for a shirt Doesn't mean I am not on the website drooling still. It is called Leifsdottir, and you can go drool with me until we create a swimming pool sized puddle on the ground at the site below:

http://www.leifsdottir.com/index.cfm

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