Southern Scores

Last night probably marked the trillionth day in a row of me getting approximately five hours of sleep a night and with great lack of sleep comes great amounts of caffeine. I downed so much today that I think my brain broke at approximately 9:00 a.m. today and what started out as a G.I. Joe thread, slowly led down into the abyss of bringing Kevin Costner back into the limelight. While we are doing so, why not do it in a fashionable manner? Keith Rein, of awesome Georgian descent decided to take it upon himself to combine my love of Juicy Couture and Mr. Costner in such a way that I think I may have spit about half that 3rd cup off coffee on my desk when I saw the finalized product. Behold:



Yes. The Juicy Costner sweats. Now I finally have something to wear when watching Water World, Dances With Wolves, or getting my Field of Dreams on. I must find a place and find it now that will make myself and my fanciful puppies these garments.

And to further butter my bread, what is the best thing about coming home from work? Having a package on your doorstep with your name on it. It is so demoralizing to get home day after to day to see things that are simply marked "resident" or to have to open a pile of bills and see how irresponsible your were this month. So when I saw that package sitting there with my name written on it, I inner squealed with joy so as the neighbors would not think I was crazy. I was so excited that when I got inside, I quickly greeted the dogs and proceeded to step in a big fat pile of dog poo. After cleaning that up, I went into my room and opened my package. Carolyn Rittweger, also of awesome Georgian descent, had mailed me these B.A. freaking sock monkey slippers!!!!!



Okay first of all, I was coveting the ones that she had when she was visiting here. Now, I know the Bible says don't covet it is bad blah blah, but I totally coveted them and got a pair! If they grow teeth and eat my toes off at night I totally deserve it. I have such an affinity for sock monkeys, and well, monkeys in general that it may not be healthy, but needless to say this was a day maker. I am never taking them off while my feet touch the ground in my house. Hopefully they just meld themselves to my feet and become a couple extra appendages.